[Of course, the invitation doesn't come in an envelope - rather, it's tucked inside a nice box alongside a set of polygonal dice in purples, blues, and golds... with bright, glowing cores, because Ellipsa's cool and can just sell shit like that. Seriously, Purple Mage bought floating candelabras and shit from SEAkea back when I had them in game. People can just buy stuff that looks cool like that, as long as it's cosmetic only. Let Kokichi Have Glowing Dice
And written on the back of the invitation is a note:
From one angel to another.
... Yes, even his signature is gilded. Don't worry about it, he's just as extra as always.]
and louis's invitation will be the first thing to greet people to the comment section now, forever.
[This invitation is so...extra and fancy. And that's kind of nice. Not just because it looks nice - black and gold is a great choice - but also a part of him wants to like...display it somewhere.
This is his first real (that he can remember) invitation to someone's birthday party ever. Someone other than the members of his organization who are, of course, contractually obligated to invite him if they want a party outside their headquarters. One that's just for him and not just everyone reading a network post, that wasn't sent out of obligation because they're part of the same agency, that he didn't help plan or host himself so of course he's invited...
He is a little confused about the dice that came with it but like hell is he giving them back now. If Louis hadn't meant to send them, too bad birthday boy! Those are going on his dice shelf, which he's happy to see grow.]
I'm sorry, I have to know, why does someone need permission to bring non-vegan condiments to a vegan party? Like who is that obsessed with a condiment? ┌( •́ ワ •̀ )┐ I can't even think of a condiment good enough that deserves being obsessed over, let alone one I couldn't leave home out of respect for someone's diet???
[After a brief pause-]
Which haunted hill does Von Lycaon-chan live on? Definitely in the Autumn district, right? Maybe Winter but Autumn is a lot more, "spooky eccentric hill hermit who may or may not host parties at his mansion where people get locked in and murdered," feeling. (๑•̆૩•̆)
[As if he would send the extra little man whose network username is D6 a set of dice accidentally...???]
For some reason that I've yet to unpack, there are a couple of people whom are somehow, someway, completely and utterly obsessed with mayonnaise. To the point that I have seen one of them drink it from the bottle, straight. But I feel banning it would be a tad ridiculous, and I'm rather fond of one of them, so I wouldn't have the heart regardless.
As for where, it's within the center district of Nightwake; the apartment is large and lavish, but it isn't some sort of villa haunted by spectres and ghouls. Unfortunately. Much that I wish it was! You think it would be, what with the two living there being a large, posh wolfman and a nine-tailed fox, but alas.
As for glitter: it isn't my home, so please be kind. However, if whatever you're planning is sent to my suite, I'll allow it. Hell only knows there's plenty of sparkle about the place already, just due to my own crafting. There's a spot on my table that is permanently gilded thanks to making these cards.
[There's a good lengthy pause as he thinks the answer to his condiment question over. Not because he's disgusted - though he's really not sure drinking mayo from a bottle is the best texture in the world for that (as if chocolate syrup or the like is any better) - but because just...
Why??? What in the world leads someone to become so obsessed with mayonnaise of all things that they'd drink it from the bottle (in front of other people) and need to bring it to birthday parties? Are they from a gag anime or something????]
Huh. Even as the Ultimate Psychologist I can't think of a single reason why someone would be that obsessed with mayo. Is it alcoholic or something? Maybe laced with drugs? (๑•̆૩•̆) How strange! I can't wait to meet mayolover1-chan and mayolover2-chan, then!
[May or may not try and dare them into drinking ten bottles of mayo or something.]
Ah, he's a werewolf, that makes sense. I was thinking with a name like Von Lycaon he had to be one of those old village hermits in his fancy mansion with the wrought iron gates that yearns for the downfall of the village people who spurned him years ago~ But posh wolfman fits that too, I suppose!
You didn't already have a gilded table before? You're slacking, Louis-chan! But (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ᵒ ᵏ ᵃ ʸ.ᐟ.ᐟ‧₊˚ ⋅ Bring the glitter bomb with me, send the slightly glittery card to your suite, got it! ☆⌒(๑ゝڡ◕๑)b
Considering who one of them is, I highly doubt any illcity substance at all to be involved. That said, her preference does include wasabi. I almost feel as though "the mayonnaise is laced with drugs" is preferable to "the mayonnaise is laced with wasabi". I am saying all of this with kindness and compassion, for the record.
But no, he isn't a werewolf, either. He's something known as a Thiren, I suppose? A race that bears animal-like traits, varying from simple ears and a tail, all the way to someone like Lycaon. Though, I understand why you jumped to such a conclusion. It's almost comical, himself being Lycaon, while I am Loupgarou, yet neither of us are werewolves.
[They aren't even a Thing:tm: yet, at this point, and Louis still thinks it's kinda cosmically hilarious.]
All of that said... he is also the Head Butler for Victoria Housekeeping. Capitalization necessary, it's a title. I have a feeling you would be sorely disappointed, setting off a glitter bomb in the house of someone who can clean it in minutes. Perhaps save it for Sinsmas? I don't believe King Lucifer could remove such a mess with that sort of ease.
[That is all very interesting, and he'll reply to it all shortly, however-]
Oh? And Lucifer-chan has so much real estate to decorate too...
["Decorate."]
Well I am the Ultimate Party Planner, so I suppose I should offer him my professional decoration services~ I'll surprise him with a free package to celebrate Sinsmas. (｡◝‿◜｡)
As for everything else: Don't worry Louis-chan, I can tell! Aaaaaand I'd have to agree. Wasabi mayo is a little much to include in your obsession. Unless you're only using it as it's supposed to be used, anyway.
[You know...as a condiment? Not a drink?]
It's a shame Tojo-chan isn't here, they'd get along so well! She's the Ultimate Maid. Capitalization necessary since it's also a title. ✧( ु•⌄• ) I'd wanna see a race of who could clean it up the fastest!! To her cleaning is basically like breathing! Idk what a Thiren is but I was a werewolf once so I'm gonna keep calling him a werewolf.
Oh? A package? You won't want to come watch my band perform for Sinsmas?
[That's a funny way to say "hey, I'm playing for a party, wanna come?"]
Mayo-wise, frankly, I wouldn't quite know. Again, vegan. The only mayonnaise I have had wasn't the best quality, as the US hasn't exactly figured out a good plant-based formula for whatever it is they do to their mayo to make it so particularly unpalatable to the rest of the world. However, I do know I wouldn't drink wasabi. That feels like a mistake waiting to happen.
And, please, I have no idea how he feels about being called a werewolf. At least allow me to gauge his feelings on the matter before you torment him so. Otherwise, you may be banned from any future parties he plans for me.
That said... it would be quite interesting to see that. Frankly, I would certainly put him on the level of "Ultimate". The Ultimate Butler, perhaps? Victoria Housekeeping covers so many services, and he's capable of all of them at speeds that my house staff would have balked at. Truly, he's as close to Ultimate as one could get without the official ruling.
[He remembers what he said about it being a government assigned title, after all!!
... Hence why he's rolling with Kokichi calling himself so many other Ultimate titles. Like, he gets it. That's hilarious. He'd do the same damn thing.]
Louis-chan has a band, huh? I mean as the Ultimate Party Planner I'll easily be able to do my decorations and still have time to come watch! What kinda music do you play? I'd guess based on the way you dress maybe visual kei or metal. ┌(★o☆)┘ Ah, but doing the opposite of how you usually look with something like kawaii future bass is also pretty fitting too. Stereotypical but there's a reason people like that kinda combination~
[Guess who paid, like, zero attention to the Halloween concert.]
Sorry Louis-chan! I can let you gauge that if you want but I have a feeling he's probably the kind of person who won't find me as tolerable as you do if he really fits the "posh butler" sort of vibe. Meaning there's a high chance I'll get myself banned anyway. (￣▽￣*)ゞ But that's okay! I have more than enough experience sneaking into events I'm not supposed to attend. (｡◝‿◜｡)
An Ultimate Butler and Ultimate Maid Ultimate Cage Battle!! Two talented housekeepers go in, one comes out! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) If he's really as good as he says I could totally give him the title myself! As the Ultimate Supreme Leader I of course have my ties with the government as well, so I'm sure I'm well within my right to do something like that. It'd be like pioneering the program in new and uncharted lands! Though I can't pay the stipend.
Did you not attend the Halloween concert? Hm. I suppose that does seem like it wouldn't be "your scene", so to speak. But we have no set genre. We play whatever fits best. For the Halloween live we played a bit of glam rock and what can be considered metal. For Sinsmas, however, I'm leaning more toward jazz swing. Something you'd hear at a lounge. It's my specialty, and it fits the mood of the holiday to a T. Christmas-esque, but smooth and a little dark. And the band, itself, is known as Manin-Oxex. "Mind Vomit", in Enochian. An homage to our blend of abilities.
As for your tolerability, you would be surprised. Consider, if you will, the fact that he actually likes someone like myself. If he can outright enjoy my company, I feel he could easily tolerate you, at the very least. And I don't merely tolerate you, myself. You are one of the few, here, who understand me. Give yourself more credit.
That's a generous offer, though. But no stipend is necessary, regardless. How else do you think I can afford a lush party at a large, beautiful, downtown apartment equipped with a myriad of rented arcade cabinets? It would be rather funny to inform him that he's been crowned the Ultimate Butler, however.
["Jazz swing, something you'd hear at a lounge" huh...? There's a little bit of a pause as Kokichi gives that some thought.]
It's less that it's not my scene and moooore that I've just been busy with a little business venture. Really, I love concerts and parties! As long as they're fun, anyway. But opening up a casino and lounge takes some planning and legwork, y'know?
[He's not going to ask right away, instead tossing the idea out there to see if Louis is even interested. Who knows, maybe he prefers gig work rather than any sort of steady booking?]
Manin-Oxex...is that translated directly? As in manin = mind? But yeah that sounds like you from the style to the name. Who else is in the band? (・ε・｀)?
I raise you the fact that you haven't known me for super long and, therefor, have yet to see any of my truly obnoxious behaviors. While I still don't think you'd have much of a problem with them normal people usually do. (｡ᐤヮᐤ｡) And if you don't merely tolerate me and all that, does that mean we're friends then~? (˙︶˙)
Well I'll have to actually see him work to truly believe he deserves the title, just to be fair, but I'll happily let you bestow the news upon him when the decision is fine~
I adore your approach to subtlety, Oma, mentioning that you are opening a lounge immediately after I mention lounge-music being my specialty. It would be done solo, without the band, but yes, I would be willing to play for your lounge from time to time. Not every night, as I have a many varied schedule day-to-day, but still. I'd be happy to do so.
As for who is in the band proper, it's Amari as our guitarist, Rinku as our keyboardist, and Max as our drummer. I have no idea if you've met the latter; he's a member of the fae, as well as a god of music. Who better for the complex, intense rhythms of metal than a god of music, right? The name is translated directly, too. Manin for "mind", Oxex for "vomit". It works spectacularly as our theming, if you ask me. Myself with my Orange magic, Max with his hypnotic musical capabilities, and I believe even dear Rinku had some sort of effect on the audience!
[...
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Hm. I only just realized that Amari's been stuck with such a strange gaggle of people as bandmates, providing guitar for three "weirdoes", quote-unquote, with musical hypnosis. Poor dear. I suppose that's what she gets for agreeing to play despite getting to know me.
Anyway, while I am usually opposed to the "f-word", so to speak, I'll allow it from you. Half of that ramble about our music and powers had been to give me time to think about it, admittedly; friendship does not come easy to me. The chance of betrayal is high, no matter who it is I meet. But I believe I could take you if you attempted such a thing, so, yes, you may call me a friend.
Apologies if any of that sounds like a slight against you. It isn't. My paranoia simply runs far too deep for me to ignore.
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oh... inbox so fresh, so clean...
[Of course, the invitation doesn't come in an envelope - rather, it's tucked inside a nice box alongside a set of polygonal dice in purples, blues, and golds... with bright, glowing cores, because Ellipsa's cool and can just sell shit like that.
Seriously, Purple Mage bought floating candelabras and shit from SEAkea back when I had them in game. People can just buy stuff that looks cool like that, as long as it's cosmetic only. Let Kokichi Have Glowing DiceAnd written on the back of the invitation is a note:
From one angel to another.
... Yes, even his signature is gilded. Don't worry about it, he's just as extra as always.]
and louis's invitation will be the first thing to greet people to the comment section now, forever.
This is his first real (that he can remember) invitation to someone's birthday party ever. Someone other than the members of his organization who are, of course, contractually obligated to invite him if they want a party outside their headquarters.
One that's just for him and not just everyone reading a network post, that wasn't sent out of obligation because they're part of the same agency, that he didn't help plan or host himself so of course he's invited...
He is a little confused about the dice that came with it but like hell is he giving them back now. If Louis hadn't meant to send them, too bad birthday boy!
Those are going on his dice shelf, which he's happy to see grow.]
I'm sorry, I have to know, why does someone need permission to bring non-vegan condiments to a vegan party?
Like who is that obsessed with a condiment?
┌( •́ ワ •̀ )┐
I can't even think of a condiment good enough that deserves being obsessed over, let alone one I couldn't leave home out of respect for someone's diet???
[After a brief pause-]
Which haunted hill does Von Lycaon-chan live on?
Definitely in the Autumn district, right?
Maybe Winter but Autumn is a lot more, "spooky eccentric hill hermit who may or may not host parties at his mansion where people get locked in and murdered," feeling.
(๑•̆૩•̆)
Also what's your opinion on ✨glitter✨?
as they both rightly deserve!
For some reason that I've yet to unpack, there are a couple of people whom are somehow, someway, completely and utterly obsessed with mayonnaise.
To the point that I have seen one of them drink it from the bottle, straight.
But I feel banning it would be a tad ridiculous, and I'm rather fond of one of them, so I wouldn't have the heart regardless.
As for where, it's within the center district of Nightwake; the apartment is large and lavish, but it isn't some sort of villa haunted by spectres and ghouls. Unfortunately.
Much that I wish it was! You think it would be, what with the two living there being a large, posh wolfman and a nine-tailed fox, but alas.
As for glitter: it isn't my home, so please be kind. However, if whatever you're planning is sent to my suite, I'll allow it.
Hell only knows there's plenty of sparkle about the place already, just due to my own crafting. There's a spot on my table that is permanently gilded thanks to making these cards.
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Why??? What in the world leads someone to become so obsessed with mayonnaise of all things that they'd drink it from the bottle (in front of other people) and need to bring it to birthday parties?
Are they from a gag anime or something????]
Huh.
Even as the Ultimate Psychologist I can't think of a single reason why someone would be that obsessed with mayo.
Is it alcoholic or something? Maybe laced with drugs?
(๑•̆૩•̆)
How strange!
I can't wait to meet mayolover1-chan and mayolover2-chan, then!
[May or may not try and dare them into drinking ten bottles of mayo or something.]
Ah, he's a werewolf, that makes sense.
I was thinking with a name like Von Lycaon he had to be one of those old village hermits in his fancy mansion with the wrought iron gates that yearns for the downfall of the village people who spurned him years ago~
But posh wolfman fits that too, I suppose!
You didn't already have a gilded table before?
You're slacking, Louis-chan!
But (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ᵒ ᵏ ᵃ ʸ.ᐟ.ᐟ‧₊˚ ⋅
Bring the glitter bomb with me, send the slightly glittery card to your suite, got it!
☆⌒(๑ゝڡ◕๑)b
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I almost feel as though "the mayonnaise is laced with drugs" is preferable to "the mayonnaise is laced with wasabi".
I am saying all of this with kindness and compassion, for the record.
But no, he isn't a werewolf, either. He's something known as a Thiren, I suppose? A race that bears animal-like traits, varying from simple ears and a tail, all the way to someone like Lycaon.
Though, I understand why you jumped to such a conclusion. It's almost comical, himself being Lycaon, while I am Loupgarou, yet neither of us are werewolves.
[They aren't even a Thing:tm: yet, at this point, and Louis still thinks it's kinda cosmically hilarious.]
All of that said... he is also the Head Butler for Victoria Housekeeping. Capitalization necessary, it's a title.
I have a feeling you would be sorely disappointed, setting off a glitter bomb in the house of someone who can clean it in minutes. Perhaps save it for Sinsmas?
I don't believe King Lucifer could remove such a mess with that sort of ease.
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Oh?
And Lucifer-chan has so much real estate to decorate too...
["Decorate."]
Well I am the Ultimate Party Planner, so I suppose I should offer him my professional decoration services~
I'll surprise him with a free package to celebrate Sinsmas.
(｡◝‿◜｡)
As for everything else:
Don't worry Louis-chan, I can tell!
Aaaaaand I'd have to agree. Wasabi mayo is a little much to include in your obsession.
Unless you're only using it as it's supposed to be used, anyway.
[You know...as a condiment? Not a drink?]
It's a shame Tojo-chan isn't here, they'd get along so well!
She's the Ultimate Maid. Capitalization necessary since it's also a title.
✧( ु•⌄• )
I'd wanna see a race of who could clean it up the fastest!!
To her cleaning is basically like breathing!
Idk what a Thiren is but I was a werewolf once so I'm gonna keep calling him a werewolf.
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[That's a funny way to say "hey, I'm playing for a party, wanna come?"]
Mayo-wise, frankly, I wouldn't quite know. Again, vegan. The only mayonnaise I have had wasn't the best quality, as the US hasn't exactly figured out a good plant-based formula for whatever it is they do to their mayo to make it so particularly unpalatable to the rest of the world.
However, I do know I wouldn't drink wasabi. That feels like a mistake waiting to happen.
And, please, I have no idea how he feels about being called a werewolf. At least allow me to gauge his feelings on the matter before you torment him so.
Otherwise, you may be banned from any future parties he plans for me.
That said... it would be quite interesting to see that. Frankly, I would certainly put him on the level of "Ultimate". The Ultimate Butler, perhaps?
Victoria Housekeeping covers so many services, and he's capable of all of them at speeds that my house staff would have balked at. Truly, he's as close to Ultimate as one could get without the official ruling.
[He remembers what he said about it being a government assigned title, after all!!
... Hence why he's rolling with Kokichi calling himself so many other Ultimate titles. Like, he gets it. That's hilarious.
He'd do the same damn thing.]
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I mean as the Ultimate Party Planner I'll easily be able to do my decorations and still have time to come watch!
What kinda music do you play?
I'd guess based on the way you dress maybe visual kei or metal.
┌(★o☆)┘
Ah, but doing the opposite of how you usually look with something like kawaii future bass is also pretty fitting too.
Stereotypical but there's a reason people like that kinda combination~
[Guess who paid, like, zero attention to the Halloween concert.]
Sorry Louis-chan!
I can let you gauge that if you want but I have a feeling he's probably the kind of person who won't find me as tolerable as you do if he really fits the "posh butler" sort of vibe.
Meaning there's a high chance I'll get myself banned anyway.
(￣▽￣*)ゞ
But that's okay!
I have more than enough experience sneaking into events I'm not supposed to attend.
(｡◝‿◜｡)
An Ultimate Butler and Ultimate Maid Ultimate Cage Battle!!
Two talented housekeepers go in, one comes out!
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
If he's really as good as he says I could totally give him the title myself!
As the Ultimate Supreme Leader I of course have my ties with the government as well, so I'm sure I'm well within my right to do something like that.
It'd be like pioneering the program in new and uncharted lands!
Though I can't pay the stipend.
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But we have no set genre. We play whatever fits best. For the Halloween live we played a bit of glam rock and what can be considered metal.
For Sinsmas, however, I'm leaning more toward jazz swing. Something you'd hear at a lounge. It's my specialty, and it fits the mood of the holiday to a T.
Christmas-esque, but smooth and a little dark.
And the band, itself, is known as Manin-Oxex. "Mind Vomit", in Enochian. An homage to our blend of abilities.
As for your tolerability, you would be surprised. Consider, if you will, the fact that he actually likes someone like myself.
If he can outright enjoy my company, I feel he could easily tolerate you, at the very least.
And I don't merely tolerate you, myself. You are one of the few, here, who understand me. Give yourself more credit.
That's a generous offer, though. But no stipend is necessary, regardless. How else do you think I can afford a lush party at a large, beautiful, downtown apartment equipped with a myriad of rented arcade cabinets?
It would be rather funny to inform him that he's been crowned the Ultimate Butler, however.
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It's less that it's not my scene and moooore that I've just been busy with a little business venture.
Really, I love concerts and parties! As long as they're fun, anyway.
But opening up a casino and lounge takes some planning and legwork, y'know?
[He's not going to ask right away, instead tossing the idea out there to see if Louis is even interested. Who knows, maybe he prefers gig work rather than any sort of steady booking?]
Manin-Oxex...is that translated directly? As in manin = mind?
But yeah that sounds like you from the style to the name.
Who else is in the band?
(・ε・｀)?
I raise you the fact that you haven't known me for super long and, therefor, have yet to see any of my truly obnoxious behaviors.
While I still don't think you'd have much of a problem with them normal people usually do.
(｡ᐤヮᐤ｡)
And if you don't merely tolerate me and all that, does that mean we're friends then~?
(˙︶˙)
Well I'll have to actually see him work to truly believe he deserves the title, just to be fair, but I'll happily let you bestow the news upon him when the decision is fine~
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It would be done solo, without the band, but yes, I would be willing to play for your lounge from time to time. Not every night, as I have a many varied schedule day-to-day, but still. I'd be happy to do so.
As for who is in the band proper, it's Amari as our guitarist, Rinku as our keyboardist, and Max as our drummer. I have no idea if you've met the latter; he's a member of the fae, as well as a god of music.
Who better for the complex, intense rhythms of metal than a god of music, right?
The name is translated directly, too. Manin for "mind", Oxex for "vomit". It works spectacularly as our theming, if you ask me. Myself with my Orange magic, Max with his hypnotic musical capabilities, and I believe even dear Rinku had some sort of effect on the audience!
[...
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Hm. I only just realized that Amari's been stuck with such a strange gaggle of people as bandmates, providing guitar for three "weirdoes", quote-unquote, with musical hypnosis.
Poor dear. I suppose that's what she gets for agreeing to play despite getting to know me.
Anyway, while I am usually opposed to the "f-word", so to speak, I'll allow it from you. Half of that ramble about our music and powers had been to give me time to think about it, admittedly; friendship does not come easy to me.
The chance of betrayal is high, no matter who it is I meet. But I believe I could take you if you attempted such a thing, so, yes, you may call me a friend.
Apologies if any of that sounds like a slight against you. It isn't. My paranoia simply runs far too deep for me to ignore.